Zimpa and The Doorbell

The doorbell rang when the Zimpa was sitting on his couch, sleeping. He got up and started looking for his shoes. "I am coming", he shouted. After much searching, he found his shoes. "We are running out of time, I need those files, Sir!!", a woman from the door shouted with an attractive voice. After wearing his shoes he ran towards the door which was approximately 40 feet away from the couch. What he didn't realize was that there was spilled water on floor, which was there because of his last bottle cap challenge. Somehow, he had managed to spill the water with cap still on. "Sir! We'll be back later.", the woman said. "Just a minute", Zimpa replied as he wanted to see who owns this attractive voice. He ran towards the bathroom where he wore his ready to be worn suit. Still, he was 35 feet away from the door. When he started moving moving towards the door, he realized he must close the bathroom door. He closed the door and realized that his suit was stuck in the door. Unfortunately, the door was jammed. "This is highly unprofessional!!", the lady expressed from the outside. He left his suit stuck to the bathroom door and started moving towards the main door. He was 25 feet away from the door when he started running and hit with the wall. Bleeding, he still moved towards the door. The journey from the couch to the door now felt like crossing Sahara Desert. "I am coming", he said with a low voice, "I am so sorry, I'll right there". He ran towards the kitchen to take the first aid box. As he opened the cupboard he found a pain killer and an injury balm. He quickly took the medicine and applied balm. While closing the cupboard, the cupboard door hit his head. His glued to the cupboard door. He later realized that the balm he applied was actually the adhesive for wood work. With his head stuck to the cupboard door, he couldn't move very much. He pulled the door away and applied hot water which didn't work. He used a hair dryer to blow hot air, which actually worked and melted the adhesive. But due to constant hot air blow, half of his face became reddish. Feeling relieved, he ran again to the main door and he reached there. He realized that the door is locked with a key. He kept looking for the key until he found one, the wrong one, which stuck and broken in the main door lock. "The door is jammed, I'll be right there.", he said with a calm and sweet voice. When nothing worked he decided to break the door. He moved back in dramatic manner and ran towards the door. He broke the door and right arm. He saw a young attractive woman standing right in front of him. After 35 seconds of the door being broken, she saw a lizard on the wall, so, she ran so fast that she could beat Usain Bolt's record. "She'll never realize that I crossed a Sahara for her.", he told himself.
Next day, He went to the office just to find out that she was none of his colleagues. After a hours long investigation, he figured out that she was there for the man who lives right in front of Zimpa's. She was never found again but Zimpa had got some devastating infections from the injury and adhesives.