Zimpa and the Housefly

It was the summer of 2015 when Zimpa was finally about to get his promotion after one year of hard work and over-times. But there was a condition, he had to design a whole website and submit it in three days. The procrastinator as he was, he decided he will design it on the last day. On the last day, he woke up early in the morning and started working. Unfortunately, it was the hottest day of the year and Zimpa was not feeling comfortable working, but he kept working anyway. It was 1 a.m. when he felt something at his nose. It was a housefly, as he forgot to close the windows. He moved his hand up to his nose and the fly moved away. Later, the fly came sat on this left cheek. He again waved it away. The fly was constantly bothering him and he was frustrated by now. He got up from his chair tried to kill the fly but the fly vanished. He was hungry, so he went to the kitchen to take water where he saw the fly sitting at the side of his cup drinking from his orange juice. "The war is on!!", he said. He picked up the cup and inverted the glass upside down and spilled the orange juice while the fly flew away. He ran after the fly and slipped on the orange juice which broke his nose. He ran again and saw the fly at the sofa, so, he quickly jumped over it in hope to trap it by using his whole body which resulted in the wrecking of sofa and discovered a dead cat and a family of spiders. He tried to use vacuum cleaner to trap the spiders when he saw the fly sitting calmly on his vacuum cleaner. "You again, huh!!", he shouted.  He stood there for a minute thinking what to do when a spider slowly crawled up to him. He shouted and ran away to the kitchen where he saw a bunch of flies sucking at the spilled orange juice. He opened the refrigerator to trap the flies inside and took the meat and vegetables out of the refrigerator. He went back to the laptop to see a spider sitting at his keyboard. Frustrated and angry, he closed laptop to kill the fly. Before he could see if the fly got killed, he heard some noises from the kitchen. He slowly moved towards the kitchen what he saw was enough to make this day Jumanji, a couple of crows trying open up the meat he took out earlier. He ran as fast as he could to his room for the gun that he never used. He loaded the gun and aimed at one of the crows. The gun was rusted, it did not work. He threw the gun at the crows and the flying couple scared away to the living room. The couple sat on the T.V. quietly. "No, not the T.V.", he said. He noticed the T.V. was covered with white stuff already. The smell of dead cat and white stuff made him cover his nose and mouth with cloth. He scared the couple away and looked out the window when the couple came back punch his broken face really hard which resulted in him falling out of the window, which further resulted in fracture in his arm. "My work, my promotion", he shouted and went back to his laptop instead of going to the doctor. He opened up his laptop and found the dead fly with broken screen. It 3 a.m. when the police arrived after one of the neighbors heard suspicious activity. "Seems like the cat tried to eat the meat, which angered him and he killed it, we've found a gun, he hunts animals, he broke his laptop to delete proofs", one of the investigators said. Because his face was covered, he was unable to notice that there was a gas leak when he threw the empty gun at the crows, it hit the gas pipe. Windows of the kitchen were closed that is why every investigator who went into the kitchen fainted. "We need backup.", one of the investigator panicked at the radio communication.
            Two months later, he was in court found guilty for hunting cats, trying to kill federal officer and trying temper evidence by breaking his laptop. All of this could've been avoided, just by closing one window in the first place.