Please Crash!!
It was afternoon of summer 2019 when Zimpa was playing a video game on his phone. The game was endless and simple, the main goal was to take your plane as far as possible without crashing it. Once the plane crashes you have to start all over again. He tried multiple times but failed as he could reach only 900 km maximum. He got addicted to the game. He would play the game in the office, bedroom and whenever he is free. It was one afternoon of Sunday when he felt relaxed and tried the game in the morning. He reached 2500 km and he did not crash the plane. His full concentration was in the game when he ignored the phone call notification from his boss. Now he had reached 3000 km when the doorbell rang, but he was in his zone and did not realize that. "Was it Boss' call?", he thought, "I will take it after the plane will crash". He had put his focus fully into the game again. He realized that his apartment was moving and much later he realized that it is an earthquake. "Please crash!! I have to evacuate from the building.", he shouted. Five minutes later the earthquake had stopped and the game was still on. He had traveled 4000 km and could not quit, quitting would starting the game all over again. Somewhere around 4500 km, two men broke into his house, thinking that no one is inside. "Who's there??", he asked. One of those men saw him and pointed a gun at him. "Please!!", he cried helplessly as the plane was not crashing and he had reached 5000 km. He could not quit even at gunpoint. "Please what??", one of the men asked. "I was not talking to you Sir , I was talking to the plane. It is not crashing.", he replied. "Shut up!!", the man shouted while he accidentally pulled the trigger. The two men took his company laptop and a briefcase and ran away. The game was still on, he was at 5500 km when his girlfriend walked in and saw the broken door lock. "You were ignoring my messages?", she asked. "No!! I was just playing the damn game". She broke up with him and left forever after she threw hot sauce on him in anger. His eyes burnt, his clothes had red sauce color on him but he could not quit the game. He went to the bathroom to wash the sauce off his face and slipped. This broke his left arm. He was now playing the game only with his right hand. "Please crash, you --", he cried while ignoring another of his boss' phone call. He was 6000 km and plane had not yet crashed. While he was playing helplessly, his boss had called the police. "One of our employee whom we trusted with a million dollar check is missing.", he told the police. The police had arrived at his home. The neighbors told them about a gun shot being heard. He had reached 7000 km when a sniper saw him covered in blood which was actually hot sauce and as he was playing the game with only one hand it seemed like he is holding a butcher's knife. The second sniper could not hear the first sniper. The second sniper was ordered to shoot him. But the second sniper could see the he is playing a video game. The second sniper was waiting for him to crash the plane before could shoot him. He kept waiting and the plane finally crashed. Zimpa was relieved. The sniper was about to shoot when two seconds later Zimpa accidentally pressed replay button. The game started again and snipers kept waiting. What happened next is a mystery but one thing was clear, he never realized the pause button.
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